Alopecia Advocate Gifts

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

The incomplete Angler

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Lion Toupee

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

Ice Bucket Challenge

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Why the ice bucket challenge isn't for everyone.

Rapunzel's Alopecia

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.

',,,I want you to know that no matter what, you'll always be my son,,,'

"Does my body make me look fat?"

'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

"How about that? Looks like we've got our own union now."

'Please visit my website.'