I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,
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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
University Soapflakes
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
"You owe me five bucks."
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
Falstaff
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"True crime meets reality TV"
"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.
Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
Scarpia's Palace
Two Rages Passing in the Night
Midsummer Night's Dream
'Hello, I'm your understudy.'
Friedrich Schiller
'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'
The 3 Musketeers come undone.
"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."
"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."
"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."
Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.
Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
"Young Montague's full of himself."
'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'
Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.
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