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'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Hard to follow...'

Performance In The Bedroom

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

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To be or not to be?

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

"I should have warned you. My ex-boyfriend is very vindictive."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

'Those with center seats in the jury box are always the last to arrive.'

Have I told you about my operation?

Judge flipping a coin.

'OK, Mrs. Huber. Why don't you step over here and start trying on some of these, and we'll make your case iron-clad.'

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."

"Oh no. It's my ex with his new girlfriend. I'd hate him to see how desperate I've become."

"Do you think your big lottery win's going to change your life at all, dear?"

'My client woulkd like to change his 'Mea Culpa' to ' Was I really that bad?''

"May I have the ring back?"