Trial Dramatist T-Shirts

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Your honor, after hearing all the evidence my client is pretty sure he did'nt do it.'

'Those with center seats in the jury box are always the last to arrive.'

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

The Modern Godot

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Henrik Ibsen

Euripides

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'