Courtroom Dramatist T-Shirts

Celebrate their love for courtroom theatrics with cleverly designed t-shirts that showcase their passion for legal drama and storytelling in style.

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"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

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"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it." mockup

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

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"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine."

"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine." mockup

"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine."

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'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'

'Something about this court makes me uneasy.' mockup

'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'

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Closing arguments.

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"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.

"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial. mockup

"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.

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'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!' mockup

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

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'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.'' mockup

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out." mockup

"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

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'Is that your plea...to err is human?' mockup

'Is that your plea...to err is human?'

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'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.' mockup

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

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"Don't get cute with me, counsellor." mockup

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

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"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates." mockup

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

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'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.' mockup

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

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'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!' mockup

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."

"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it." mockup

"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."

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Automatic Arbitration

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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.' mockup

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.' mockup

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

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"Guilty on all counts, Your Honor. However, with more attention to character development, pacing and tone, we're confident the defense will find a much wider audience and a winning verdict in the appeal phase!"

"Guilty on all counts, Your Honor. However, with more attention to character development, pacing and tone, we're confident the defense will find a much wider audience and a winning verdict in the appeal phase!"

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"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

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