Doping Dramatist Pillows

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Hard to follow...'

Performance In The Bedroom

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Stretcher Header.

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

To be or not to be?

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"I should have warned you. My ex-boyfriend is very vindictive."

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

Have I told you about my operation?

'Those with center seats in the jury box are always the last to arrive.'

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

Judge flipping a coin.

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

"Oh no. It's my ex with his new girlfriend. I'd hate him to see how desperate I've become."

"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."

"Do you think your big lottery win's going to change your life at all, dear?"

"May I have the ring back?"

'My client woulkd like to change his 'Mea Culpa' to ' Was I really that bad?''

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

'Your honor, after hearing all the evidence my client is pretty sure he did'nt do it.'