Drug Test Dramatist Mugs

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"You owe me five bucks."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Scarpia's Palace

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"