Drama Critic Mugs

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"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

"Shelly, sign the darn divorce papers!"

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'...just a reminder, this really is the news. It's not a movie or one of those reality shows.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Difference of Opinion