Driving Test Veterans Gifts

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Bob's Driving School.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

How was my emergency stop?

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

'Well? Did you pass?'

Seatbelt Use

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"Obama has the potential to get a whole new generation disillusioned."

New Slush Plan

"I asked you to do a 3-point turn. What you've done is a full 12-point penalty turn!"

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'Would you please use your rear-view mirror! You're freaking me out!'

'I was word perfect on the highway code, and still he failed me!'

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Driving Testing.