Driving Test Avoider Pillows

'I'd prefer to do my test on foot.'

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Safe driver.

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Big bumpers.

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

D.I.Y ladder

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

How was my emergency stop?

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Well? Did you pass?'

'It doesn't work...'

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

Wall.

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Seatbelt Use

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'