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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'The penguin is upset...'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"I'm using a silencer!"

Bob's driving you crazy range.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Small, medium or large?'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

A return to Mars.

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

Rocket sponsorship

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

Off course

Maybe we're wrong to let the kids walk alone to the bus stop. No way! The other parents are way too over-protective! How can you tell? Trust me.