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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'The penguin is upset...'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Bob's driving you crazy range.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'Small, medium or large?'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

A return to Mars.

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

Rocket sponsorship

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Off course

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'