Driving Range Warrior T-Shirts

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Free Range Golfers

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"