Driving Range Dreamer T-Shirts

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Galilei Galileo.

Free Range Golfers

God in the bunker.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

A drone laying an egg

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Heavenly internet connection

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

Desert Island golf