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"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Little Princess.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The toothfairy

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Kids."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Fancy Dress Box

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Snowman Magic

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Flying Pen