Drive-thru Window Attendant Gifts

American Society of Drive-Thru Window Attendants.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I don't do windows."

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Chicken Coupe.

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

"Why do I think the company's CFO has taken downsizing too far? That's the company's CFO!"

Veterinary drive thrus.

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'