Drinking Culture Critic Pillows

Bar - Now serving 24 Hours - Customer to bar man - 'I want to get as wasted as you look'.

Wine Lady

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Mr. Frite Head

Get Your Shot