Drinking Culture Observer Pillows

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

Wine Lady

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

America's pastimes through British eyes

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

English man in Australia during christmas

'I've got a really important meeting today, so give me something that will get me so drunk no one will want to mess with me.'

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Might Versus Right.

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

"The usual, Bernie."

Cubans against annexation to the USA

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Who needs therapists?!"

Happy Hour at Harry's

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

'. . . Sorry guys, we've stopped serving - have you come far?'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."