Drinking Culture Critic T-Shirts

Bar - Now serving 24 Hours - Customer to bar man - 'I want to get as wasted as you look'.

Wine Lady

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

Nick Cave

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm after the history section."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'