Drinking Cocoa Gifts

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I brought cocoa."

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Chocs away.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

All-Day Breakfast

'You've had enough!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Gag - a graphic novel

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Baby it's cold outside.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Wishing Well

Le Chocolat!

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Hey barkeep, double hot chocolate, double whipped cream. Sure. Everything okay? It's our family cat. Her body stopped working. I don't understand. Her body stopped working? She died. But my parents are afraid to use that word with me so they keep coming up with the strangest explanations. At one point, they told me she went to Wichita and wasn't coming back. I'm lost. Isn't airport travel terrible these days?

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'