Drink Wine Day Gifts

"I'm going to need more than a day."

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Pasta

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I make it myself!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Feast

Scarpia's Palace

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."