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"I'm going to need more than a day."

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Pasta

"I make it myself!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Scarpia's Palace

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Feast

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."