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"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I love this time of day."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress