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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Home depot."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Saguaro Cacti.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Continental Drift.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."