Driftwood Dreamer Mugs

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Saguaro Cacti.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Continental Drift.

The Tardis Shed

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."