Driftwood Collector T-Shirts

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Cow's straw

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Teapot

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Bearded Leftie.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Everything's coming up roses!

Flytrap nerd.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

The vegan hunter

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails