Driftwood Designer Gifts

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Toys

'Handyman's Special'

'Another nice wave.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

twist building

Becalmed yachts

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"We could start a band."

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Diplo

"Excuse me....water!!"

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

Elf Portrait

At least he died with his boobs on

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Ant Cut-out

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.