Driftwood Designer Prints

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Toys

'Handyman's Special'

'Another nice wave.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

twist building

Becalmed yachts

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"We could start a band."

Diplo

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"Excuse me....water!!"

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Elf Portrait

At least he died with his boobs on

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

Ant Cut-out

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."