Dreamtime Patriot Gifts

Counting Sheep Gone Wrong

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

Veterans Day '20

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The American flag

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

The Eureka Stockade

The Brexcalibur

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Iraq Exit.

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"Make America calm again"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

The Winds of War