Dreamtime Patriot T-Shirts

Counting Sheep Gone Wrong

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Veterans Day '20

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

The American flag

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

The Eureka Stockade

The Brexcalibur

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Make America calm again"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

The Winds of War

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

Iraq Exit.

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."