Dreaming Of A Raise Gifts

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Is this about your raise?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Any chance of doubling my salary?'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I knew there would be a catch."

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

GP pay award wheel.

'I'm getting a mixed message.'

'A raise? Has all the media doom and gloom about the economy been wasted on you?'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."