Receiving A Raise Gifts

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Busy office.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Is this about your raise?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I knew there would be a catch."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

GP pay award wheel.

'I'm getting a mixed message.'

'A raise? Has all the media doom and gloom about the economy been wasted on you?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."