
You Call That A Raise?
Looking for a gift for someone getting a raise? Find humor and encouragement all in one with our collection of fun and thoughtful products. Perfect for celebrating that career boost, our items bring smiles and motivate future success. Whether it’s a quirky mug or a playful print, these gifts honor achievements while spreading joy and positivity.
You Call That A Raise?
'But if I give you a raise, you might have to pay more taxes.'
'We're moving to a higher tax bracket!'
'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'
"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."
"I knew there would be a catch."
"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."
Busy office.
'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.
'I'll review your salary next spring.'
"Is this about your raise?"
'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'
"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."
'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'
'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'
"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."
"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"
'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'
'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'
"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."
'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'
Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'
'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'
"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."
I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!
"I asked the boss for a raise..."
'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'
"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."
"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"
GP pay award wheel.
'I'm getting a mixed message.'
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