
"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."
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"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."
"Is this about your raise?"
"He's throwing a temper tantrum. He claims his kids get what they want when they throw them, so it may get him that raise he wants."
"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."
Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.
'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'
Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
'I'll review your salary next spring.'
'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'
"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."
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'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'
'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'
"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."
'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'
'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'
'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'
"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"
'I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job.'
"I knew there would be a catch."
"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."
'This isn't going to help your promotion chances, Smythe...'
'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'
Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'
'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'
'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'
'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'
'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'
"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."
"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."
'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'
"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"
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