Dreamer Of Simpler Times Gifts

Giving up alternative lifestyle to become a company executive

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Pension Forecasts

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

Graduation Day 2020

Stubborn Al's Video

Employment Office.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'Consumer Society'

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'