Dreamer Of Simpler Times Mugs

Giving up alternative lifestyle to become a company executive

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Inbox and Outbox

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Pension Forecasts

Future Nostalgia

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Stubborn Al's Video

Graduation Day 2020

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

'Consumer Society'

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

Employment Office.