Dreamer Of The Countryside Mugs

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Raptures

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A Gated Community.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

A Bubble of Countryside.

Maple syrup and milk collection.