Rural Daydreamer Mugs

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Raptures

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Country trees visit the city.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."