Rural Dreamers Mugs

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'.. and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

SPOONING CACTI

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Swamp gas

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Just junk mail."

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Western Philosophy

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."