Dream Observer Gifts

"It was horrible! I dreamt my food took a photo of me!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Life and Death

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

A dream of consequence

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Magic Act

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

A workaholic's dream.

Bat

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Sigmund Freud.

'There are bankers under my bed.'

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Little Mountaineers

Second Thoughts Wedding

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'