Spirit Observer Gifts

That guy was such a hypochondriac.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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Life and Death

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Gone to seed.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Wine...Spirits...

Hell's Bells Whisky

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Hearse on an emergency

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'Instant Christmas happiness! ?1.'

The seven ages of dudes

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'