Dreamy Observer Gifts

"I see a horse down there." "No, looks like a cow, man."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Mother Duck.

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Bizarre sights.

UFO/observatory

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Rural Cityscape

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"See anything you fancy?"

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"What is it like to have suffered and to have no art to show for it?"

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

I see the Christmas shift has taken over nice and smoothly again.

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.