"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."
Divine Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the creative spirits who have a keen eye for life's deeper meanings? Our divine observer collection features witty and charming items perfect for anyone who enjoys pondering the universe’s mysteries with a playful twist. Whether they’re an artist, writer, or simply a dreamer, these thoughtfully designed products are ideal for inspiring reflection and sparking joy.
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
'Okay - who leaked?'
'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"
There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...
Jesus wept
"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."
How's my Sermon . . .
Crisis.
You are everywhere.
No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.
'Have your daily bread every other day.'
"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
Today's presentation - God's Miracles.
Atlas juggling with the moon.
Your karma will catch up with you!
'Serves me right for frowning.'
Angel book with feather falling out of it
"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"
This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.
Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
'Entropy already? You just made it.'
Astronomical observations.
"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"
"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."
Today's lesson: the plague of darkness
'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'
Man covering one eye looking at the moon.
'You are here.'
Divine Observer Gifts Collection
Divine Observer Mugs
Explore our divine observer mugs collection for ideas that combine wit and inspiration, perfect for everyday reflection.
Divine Observer Pillows
Discover pillows that add whimsy and thoughtfulness to your space, perfect for the divine observer’s cozy corner.
Divine Observer Prints
Browse our art prints collection to find pieces that celebrate curiosity and creative observation in stunning designs.
Divine Observer T-Shirts
Check out our divine observer t-shirts for clever designs that express curiosity and creative insight in style.