Dream Job Achievement T-Shirts

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Bear Office Worker

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Man chasing carrot.

The Flat World

The Manifestation of Dreams

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Don't even dream of parking here.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Randy, do you think I'm stuck working here, working at this cafe? Why do you ask? Maybe I could branch out, test the waters, see if I've got the courage and capacity to try something new. Are you saying I hang out at this cafe because I've got nowhere else to go? What just happened? If I just said something aloud, it had no weight or meaning.

'Great idea Sir!'

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'My promotion came with a corner office.'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Expressions of Hopelessness