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'It was my childhood ambition. I didn't know about Monday mornings then.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"The first of many cubicles..."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"