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"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Imagine there's no office...

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Time Clock.

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."