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'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'