Dream Job Achievement Pillows

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

Bear Office Worker

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

The Manifestation of Dreams

The Flat World

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Great idea Sir!'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'My promotion came with a corner office.'

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."