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LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Southwark Fair.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

Here be dragons.

Cat Towels

"You've changed."

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Ice Cream Dreams.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Warrior Woman

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Love is when you watch television together.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake