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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

37 years in the same position.

"What's a debenture?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'