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"Water feature, water feature...."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Man using to much bug spray

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cock A Doodle

"I love your work!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Practicing my hate-face."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Non Drip Paint

Child making ice sculpture.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Desert crawler following water

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"She's in her happy place again."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'