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"Water feature, water feature...."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Man using to much bug spray

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cock A Doodle

"I love your work!"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Child making ice sculpture.

Desert crawler following water

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"She's in her happy place again."

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.